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Dick Cheney sold his soul to the devil to be C.E.O. of Halliburton. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, The Devil and Cheney went hunting for soul's when the devil was? not looking,Cheney shot him in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
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