Please be more ceative with the EXCUSES you people use for being BANNED.......I suggest something along these lines
1.A volkswagon pulled in front of my house. 40 midget Clowns aka Killer Clown Posse.. jumped out & I stole my cpu & began playing unfriendly like on your server.......
2.Michael Jackson's Chimp BUBBLES is in hiding from MJ in my room.He (Bubbles) is in the Michael Jackson Witness protection program.He will be a key witness in any future Trials of the Defendant. AS well as surfing Internet Porn, Bubbles like to hijack my Computer when I am at school. Bubbles said he was a pilot in that Matthew Broderick film (Project X) were chimps flew flight sims...Bubbles likes to camp Helo/Airfields waiting for them to spawn & damm it shoots anyone who beats him to those vehicles...
3.My 6 year old sister & I share a computer. She made me angry so i deleted all of her Power Puff Girls/Barbie/Cabbage Patch/Beanie Baby web related material. Little did I know that my Little sister is a Internet Entrepreneur sp? & was making money off of her own websites as a Venture Capitalist. In turn she hacked into your Server & was playing for quite sometime using all my information (cd key/ip address). I heard in the BackGround Die mofo Die
4.Dear Sirs...I have been neglecting my girlfriend playing on your servers. She was so upset that I was not spending enough time with her that she started playing on your server in the middle of the nite when I was asleep. I thought I was dreaming when I heard her say I am Gonna F888 You real good you SOB & here i thought we were roleplaying w/ that strap on again...
5.To whom it may concern.......I have MPS...Multiple Personality Disorder......If one of my many friends
has caused you to ban me, I am sorry. I promise I will try to keep Ghengis & Attilla as far away as possible from your server please let us errr me back on your server... We would like to apologize for these transgressions past present & future....
6.Please Please Please let me back on your server I didnt mean to curse ICEPICK...I have Tourettes Syndrome MOFO A88Hole Beeatch...I will now increase my dosage to control my TS Thx F****ers oooops sorry...
7. I was banned from TeamSpeak for no reason. I came to your forums & there was alot of complaining about my TS usage. I didnt mean to do a play by play analysis of my game but I want to follow in my Dads footsteps. Perhaps you have heard of Him Bob Costas....
8.HI my name is Kenny? I know just about all of the Admins....I was Auto Banned from DC & BFV for TKing while i am flying I am sorry USE guys all look alike on my minmap.. I get overly Excited while playing YEEEAAAAHHH BAABBBEE die die die Please Un Ban me from ALL OF YOUR SERVERS.. Oh Yeah I am ICEPICKS Bitch....
So once again PLEASE be more creative with your PATHETIC EXCUSES for Being banned. Oh & Thank You For Shopping.........
**Cleaned out the BS posts as the later ones totally drew away from the whole point and humor of this post. Melt**
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