Good Exercise
Sex IS good exercise!!
I had to pimp it...
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in! enjoy =)
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent..........................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......................... ......8 Calories
With one hand............................ .....12 Calories
With your teeth.......................... ....485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................... ......6 Calories
Without an erection...................... ...3315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.............. .......8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot................ ...4092 Calories (maybe for most guys)
POSITIONS:
Missionary.................................. ....12 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real.................................... .....112 Calories
Fake.........................................1315 Calories (why the hell would you want to)
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging........................................... .......18 Calories
Getting up immediately....................................... .......36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately........,..816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years...................................124 Calories
50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
70 and over..............................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories
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