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A John Kerry fan
(purely in jest)
A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how
many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing
what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the
teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.
The teacher asks Bobby why he has decided to be different.
Bobby says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Bobby says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my
dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks,
"What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what
would that make you?"
Bobby says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."
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