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06-03-2005, 04:18 PM
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Scarface
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie
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06-04-2005, 02:00 AM
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#12 (permalink)
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Office Space
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ee-ana-jaad. Nayanajaad.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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06-04-2005, 11:13 AM
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#13 (permalink)
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Toot_Yes_Shower_No: Admin
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: PA
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Happy Gilmore
Shooter McGavin "I eat shit like you for breakfast"
Happy Gilmore "eewwww you eat shit?"
That my personal favorite
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06-05-2005, 01:44 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Spaceballs
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name?
Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
All Crew: Yo!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
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06-05-2005, 12:37 PM
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Senior Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: in a van by the river
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airplane:
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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i am not he, nor master, nor lord no crown to wear, no cross to bear in stations i am not he, nor shall be, warlord of nations these heroes have run before me, now dead upon the flesh piles, see? waiting for their promised resurrection, there is none nothing but the marker crown or cross in stone upon these graves. i'll neither live nor die for your dreams i'll make no subscription to your paradise
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06-05-2005, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: california :)
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Donnie Darko
Principle: "Donnie your iowa test scores are...intimidating. So lets go over this again...what exactly did you say to Ms. Farmer?"
Ms. Farmer: "I'll tell you what he said, he told me to forcibly insert the lifeline guidance card into my anus!"
Darkos Father: cough hehe cough
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06-05-2005, 03:17 PM
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#17 (permalink)
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The Waterboy
Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
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06-05-2005, 03:31 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: california :)
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"did you know that the average penis is 6.2 inches long, and the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches? that means, that in this country alone, there is over 10,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there..."
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06-05-2005, 03:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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Not a movie but close enuf
Ellen DeGeneres
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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06-05-2005, 04:04 PM
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#20 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: california :)
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Dawn of the Dead:
"so what were you like a navy seal or something?"
"I sold tv's at bestbuy."
YEA!!!! represent hehe sorry had to put that one.  |
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