[Bonez]

this was made by an american, and i think it's funny as hell.

Canada is---Canada is upset...did you see this? Canada, according to their transport minister, Jean Lapierre, Canada is very worried by U.S. -- it's a proposal but it's gonna be a demand -- that Canadian airlines provide passenger lists to the Department of Homeland Security in this country for planes flying THROUGH American airspace that are not actually landing in the United States. You get that?

The Canadian Transport Minister Jean Lapierre said the propsal could have what he calls a major effect -- hehe I guess so -- on Canadian sovereignty, since flights between Canadian cities are often routed over U.S. territory to save fuel. Of the 160,000 Canadian airline flights that enter U.S. airspace every year, 120,000 are travelling domestically. Do you understand that? 160,000 domestic flights in Canada, 120,000 of them enter American airspace. The Department of Homeland Security is saying to Canada, "Give us your passenger lists."

Now, we all know, and the rest of the world looks at us like we're insane, but we have drawn up a "watch" list, or a "no-fly" list, of people that the Bush Crime Family says well, "this is a suspected terrorist -- this name here." Now if your name is similar to that name, too bad boobie, tough, you know -- you'll be detained, you might be arrested, you might be sent to a foreign country -- you might be sent to Syria...if your name happens to...ah you know...what are you gonna do? You're gonna stand there, with one of these brownshirts at airport security and say "No, I'm not that person?" Yeah, sure you are! Sure you are. Now that's bad enough.

Now, what these criminals -- what these fascists in the Bush Crime Family want are lists of passengers on Canadian airlines that are not coming to America -- "what blblblbleh what? I'm not going to America! I'm going from oh, ack,...Toronto to Winnipeg...or whatever...and we got to fly through American airspace." I know, I know, don't get me on the geography, I'm just trying to make an example here, okay?

The Transport Minister, the Canadian Transport Minister, Lapierre, said, he's worried about it he says, "We don't think it's a good idea that Canadians travelling from one Canadian city to another would have to be checked against an American no-fly list." Now this whole issue reflects the fears that some Canadians are starting to have -- that our neighbours to the north -- uh, the sovereignty -- of the nation just to the north of the United States....Hello? You know where that is? No...it's not Mexico...it's Canada! Can you say Canada? Big "C", little "c"...? That Canada's sovereignty could be harmed by the Bush Crime Family's crackdown on...hehe....terrorism.

Now last year, one of the Canadian provinces, British Columbia, imposed controls on private data firms to prevent them from sharing information about Canadians with U.S. authorities...good move, British Columbia. And, the New Democratic Party, which is like in the United States like the old Democratic Party, but in Canada the New Democratic Party which is keeping the minority Liberal government in power through the parliamentary coalition, said the passenger list proposal was unacceptable. So, if the Liberal government that's in power right now -- if they go along with this, apparently if you read between the lines, the New Democratic Party is just going to say "screw it" and they're going to pull out and the government's gonna collapse.

What -- what's going on here? That Canadian airlines, and Canadian airports are so porous?...and so just, just...you know there are a lot of Middle Eastern people, and Asian people, who have moved to Canada. It's a free enterprise society, it's a free society, it's not a repressive nation police-state like the United States, so there's a population -- there is a Muslim population, there is an Arabic-speaking population, there's South Asians, and you know, to most citizens of the United States...Arabs, South Asians, Indians, Sikhs, South Africans...they all look alike, right?

But the idea, I guess, in the fevered brains of members of the Bush Crime Family, is that somebody could board a Canadian airliner, hijack it, as it flies through American airspace and crash it into the White House...or some...something...

So, you know, to our friends in the Great White North, um, stand firm, eh? Passenger lists, they want your passenger lists?

When is Canada gonna invade us, huh? Of course, there's just not that many people -- hell, there's more people in California then there are in the entire country of Canada -- but we're ripe, we're ready for an invasion...we've got weapons of mass destruction, we're a threat to our neighbours, we violated civil liberties, we gassed our own people, we've attacked innocent nations....what are you Canadians waiting for? Where are the Mounties? Uh? What are you waiting for, EH? Don't you people have any respect for the rule of law? There's a country to your south -- no, not THAT far south -- right HERE!!! We've got weapons! We're a threat! We violated civil liberites! We gassed our own people! We attacked innocent nations! We set up a gulag.

Oh, I don't know, the Canadians, they, you know, I understand -- they don't want to attack -- we look too much like them. All of us, you know, our dark-skinned Americans, our light-skinned Americans, our shades in between...you can't tell any difference. I'll tell you what, you go to Canada, and you walk around -- ahhhh -- some of them speak French, but you know, some of our people speak French too. But you can't tell any difference -- Canadians and Americans -- uh no difference...

Ohhhh, yes there IS!!!