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06-28-2005, 12:02 PM
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Joke
-- Read First!! --
3 guys are sitting in a bar and talk about the birthday presents they have given their wifes.
The first starts: "I gave my wife a present that goes from 0-100 in 6 seconds.
The two others have no clue what he is talking about, so he clarifies that he bought here a White Porsche. It goes well with here blond hairs, he adds.
The second then says; That he bought his wife present that goes from 0-100 in 4 seconds. The others reply to him that it must be a Ferrari. He confirms, it goes well with here red hairs.
Then the first two look upon the third and ask him what he bought?
Well... he starts. I don't want to bragg but i bought here something that goes from 0-100 in 2 seconds.
The others are looking at him with disbelieve. 2 seconds that can't be, the fastet car wont achieve this.
Well he says, i didnt buy here a car:
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06-28-2005, 12:14 PM
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there are cars that accel from 0 - 100km/h around 2.3 seconds.
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the beatings will continue, until morale improves.
In Ihrer Mappe sich verstecken, alle Ihre Gelder stehlend
gamin with gloves.
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06-28-2005, 12:15 PM
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Mental note... Do not try to tell a joke around bonez... I think he's blonde.
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"It's not pink! It's more of a lightish red"
"Dude they have a color for lightish red... it's called pink" - Donut and Simmons, RvB
My other car is a Puma
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06-28-2005, 12:15 PM
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thats 0.3 sec to slow  |
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06-28-2005, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Fook_Yu
thats 0.3 sec to slow |
add all wheel drive.
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the beatings will continue, until morale improves.
In Ihrer Mappe sich verstecken, alle Ihre Gelder stehlend
gamin with gloves.
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06-28-2005, 12:23 PM
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::bashes head against wall::
I don't know which is more sad, the fact that Bonez started arguing the joke, or that Fook is continuing on with it.....
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"It's not pink! It's more of a lightish red"
"Dude they have a color for lightish red... it's called pink" - Donut and Simmons, RvB
My other car is a Puma
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06-28-2005, 12:28 PM
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Melt i pledge guilty.
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06-28-2005, 12:52 PM
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it's tuesday, i've been awake for an hour, and bored out of my skull.
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the beatings will continue, until morale improves.
In Ihrer Mappe sich verstecken, alle Ihre Gelder stehlend
gamin with gloves.
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06-28-2005, 12:56 PM
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Play BF2, go to work, work on the car, clean house, mow the lawn, DL porn and enjoy, go to the gym, jog around the block, hit on the floozy neighbor everyone has, etc, etc.....
BTW it's 5 words not 4 words in your sig  .
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"It's not pink! It's more of a lightish red"
"Dude they have a color for lightish red... it's called pink" - Donut and Simmons, RvB
My other car is a Puma
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06-28-2005, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Meltdown
Play BF2, go to work, work on the car, clean house, mow the lawn, DL porn and enjoy, go to the gym, jog around the block, hit on the floozy neighbor everyone has, etc, etc.....
BTW it's 5 words not 4 words in your sig . |
happy ?
dude, there isen't even public transport where i am.
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the beatings will continue, until morale improves.
In Ihrer Mappe sich verstecken, alle Ihre Gelder stehlend
gamin with gloves.
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