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Game Jokes.
ok well lets see, this should be for stupid things people have said to you ingame.
playing on the BF2 server last night, and went out of my way to hunt this guy down(like 10 kills hunt down) with my .50 cal.
now after about the 8th kill he starts moaning, "what are you the effing server, that was complete BS"(whatever the hell that means)
9th kill "f**k what are you doing, cheating peice of s**t"
10th kill, "omfg you are so f**king cheating it's not even funny, you suck so bad that you have to cheat just to kill me, f**king looser"
now this is where it gets funny, he gets me pinned up on a roof(after the 9th kill) and starts shooting at me with an m4 grazes me a couple times as i'm sitting beside a supply box, so i sit back, wait until he has to reload(yes i counted shots) popped out and shot him in the face. he respawns with an M24 and clips me for some damage(like 90) i back up and sit on the heal box until i'm full agian, pop out and he hits me agian, heal and go back out fire a shot hit and get killed in the process.
now this is where it gets really good, i respawn farther away and work my way there and go back to killing his teammates and he spouts "dude you are such a f**king cheater" followed by "i'm going to get you banned off the server" now HP is on and just chuckles and replys with "i would love to see how you would do that"(or somthing along the lines)
2 part joke
1. me being called a cheater.(playing on a below spec system is not a cheat)
2. saying he would get me banned of the server, WHILE i'm talking to HP on teamspeak about this guy being a dick.
twas a great night.
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the beatings will continue, until morale improves.
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gamin with gloves.
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