I am just a Squirrel trying to get a Nut

ICEPICK · 04-29-2004, 11:03 AM

Is this better Guys...lol

Lt. Dan · 04-29-2004, 02:56 PM

lol...poor little guy probably walks funny..but the girls love him...hehehe

Eye · 04-29-2004, 07:48 PM

you know what they say right: the older you get, the lower they swing. i think that ****er must be at least 95 by now.

....every day, he feels this repetitive motion

. so do we of course, (sorry to any of the wonderfull female players out there) but where as we have the cushions of underware to soften the bouncing blow, little Squirrie's only comfort is that rock hard ground he's standing on. poor old chap.

ICEPICK · 04-29-2004, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by njholland

you know what they say right: the older you get, the lower they swing. i think that ****er must be at least 95 by now.

....every day, he feels this repetitive motion

. so do we of course, (sorry to any of the wonderfull female players out there) but where as we have the cushions of underware to soften the bouncing blow, little Squirrie's only comfort is that rock hard ground he's standing on. poor old chap.

LOL Hell I probably ran over this guy back in October of last year (2003) & I had to explain to my daughter that $26,000 truck takes precedence over 1 squirrel w/ big nuts ( j/k about the last part) Hell i could see my ins. carrier saying that tough shit I am canceled for not making a wiser choice if i didnt kill the bugger. The squirrel had issues suicide by tire..

Eye · 04-29-2004, 08:03 PM

its weird isnt it, how not only does he have HUGE knockers, but he seems to have a lion's mane (or is that spelled 'main'). so he is an old pimp, that Icepick was obviously jealous of, so he decided to splodge him, using the sophisticated equation of weight of truck * acceleration of truck = dead pimp daddy squirrel.

ICEPICK · 04-29-2004, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by njholland

its weird isnt it, how not only does he have HUGE knockers, but he seems to have a lion's mane (or is that spelled 'main'). so he is an old pimp, that Icepick was obviously jealous of, so he decided to splodge him, using the sophisticated equation of weight of truck * acceleration of truck = dead pimp daddy squirrel.

Hey last I heard he was a Road Waffle LOL

Eye · 04-29-2004, 09:33 PM

LOL.
i love your sense of humer icepick, you rule. you should be impressed with me tho, Mr. -[JD]-Eye, i just came off the server with a twin gold medal, the second being for a whopping 29 kills, and only one death. not bad eh??

By the way packetloss, the new smileys kick ass and balls (maybee even horsepower's balls - according to a recent server wide vote). nice one Bruvva.

and if you havnt seen 'human trafic' - a kickass film - then your probably wondering what the **** im on about.

ICEPICK · 04-30-2004, 02:05 PM

Hey I saw one of the descendants of Mr Nutz today & he was playing frogger on the same road as his Great Great Great .......Grandfather.....I even bothered to slow down but alas He ran across a Soccer Mom & her SUV

He made it halfway....I wonder if Al Sharpton & PETA will investigate this Suicide by Tire incident...........