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requesting a raise
The Penis Requesting a Raise
Dear Management,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
The Penis
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You do not work eight hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay
in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.
You do not take initiative.
You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You
don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double
shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned tasks.
And if that were not enough, You are constantly seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
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i am not he, nor master, nor lord no crown to wear, no cross to bear in stations i am not he, nor shall be, warlord of nations these heroes have run before me, now dead upon the flesh piles, see? waiting for their promised resurrection, there is none nothing but the marker crown or cross in stone upon these graves. i'll neither live nor die for your dreams i'll make no subscription to your paradise
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