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01-11-2006, 12:26 PM
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sylvester catches tweety
Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety...(wait for it. It's worth it)... then scroll down...
Scroll down........when ready!!!
This was an idiot test. How long did you watch?
0-2 seconds - there's hope for you
2-5 seconds - having a bad day?
5-10 seconds - are you maybe just a slow reader?
10-20 seconds - remedial classes are nothing to be ashamed of
20-30 seconds - it is recommended that you don't breed.
30 sec-1 min - you probably can't read this anyway. So why bother?
1-2 min - the equivalent of the average house plant
2-5 min - Good afternoon Al Gore!
5 min-1 hr - Dead people score in this range
1hr plus - congratulations. You have a negative IQ. To find out what your prize is, watch bugs until he finishes his carrot...
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i am not he, nor master, nor lord no crown to wear, no cross to bear in stations i am not he, nor shall be, warlord of nations these heroes have run before me, now dead upon the flesh piles, see? waiting for their promised resurrection, there is none nothing but the marker crown or cross in stone upon these graves. i'll neither live nor die for your dreams i'll make no subscription to your paradise
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01-11-2006, 06:29 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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here's another, but this is real test
This is an actual test-Can you find the man within 3 seconds?
According to medical experiments: If you can find the Man's Head within 3 seconds, your right brain is more developed than normal people. If you can find the Man's Head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally. If you can find the Man's Head within 1-3 minutes, your right brain is slow in reacting, you should eat more meat protein. If you can't find the Man's Head in 3 minutes or more, your right brain is a disaster ... extremely slow in reacting, eat way more protein and try some Ginkgo Biloba. AND, YES THERE REALLY IS A MAN IN THERE.
Last edited by Horsepower : 10-21-2007 at 10:02 AM.
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01-11-2006, 07:04 PM
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...talk about a caffene addiction.
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http://area51.freecoolsite.com/maxst...ar.php?bg=bugs <-love fibre
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Name's DV Otherwise known as the Zig Zag Man - Catch me if you can
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01-12-2006, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Horsepower
here's another, but this is real test
This is an actual test-Can you find the man within 3 seconds?
According to medical experiments: If you can find the Man's Head within 3 seconds, your right brain is more developed than normal people. If you can find the Man's Head within 1 minute, your right brain is developed normally. If you can find the Man's Head within 1-3 minutes, your right brain is slow in reacting, you should eat more meat protein. If you can't find the Man's Head in 3 minutes or more, your right brain is a disaster ... extremely slow in reacting, eat way more protein and try some Ginkgo Biloba. AND, YES THERE REALLY IS A MAN IN THERE.
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4 seconds.
one second for each section of the box.(i devided it up into 4's to make it easier to find things)
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the beatings will continue, until morale improves.
In Ihrer Mappe sich verstecken, alle Ihre Gelder stehlend
gamin with gloves.
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01-12-2006, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: CT
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I saw a heart, does that count?
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01-12-2006, 11:01 AM
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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I don't get it...the cat never catches the bird...
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Ninjaserve.org Admin
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01-12-2006, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Wilson
I don't get it...the cat never catches the bird...
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01-12-2006, 01:29 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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i got it in less than 3 but i am left handed 
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i am not he, nor master, nor lord no crown to wear, no cross to bear in stations i am not he, nor shall be, warlord of nations these heroes have run before me, now dead upon the flesh piles, see? waiting for their promised resurrection, there is none nothing but the marker crown or cross in stone upon these graves. i'll neither live nor die for your dreams i'll make no subscription to your paradise
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01-12-2006, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: CT
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Is Bugs just a slow eater or am I not waiting long enough?
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01-14-2006, 02:47 AM
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Hi, I'm a fuzzy Muppet
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Great nation....err...state of TEXAS
Posts: 288
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch...
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