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Old 01-18-2006, 09:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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what a world

Consider These 3 Thoughts



(1) Zero Gravity



When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered

that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this

problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen

that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface

including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over

300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy

paying them.





(2) Our Constitution



"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we

just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and

it's worked for over 200 years. And, we're not using it anymore."





(3) Ten Commandments



The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse

is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit

Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges,

and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
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