Time to rethink our wardrobe? \.,./
Check the old guy checking her out, is that drool on his chin?
A flagrant example of Senior Dress Code violation... If anyone knows this lady PLEASE forward this to her...
SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many "Old Folks" (those hovering near 60, over 60, or WAY over 60) are quite confused about how they should present themselves. they're unsure about the kind of image they are projecting, and whether or not they are correct as they try to! conform to current fashions. This picture should serve as a warning to them all that despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following fashion combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least. . . my personal favorite:
13. Thongs and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.
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