[Horsepower]

What's your theory?

Discuss.

[Fook_Yu]

Recent experience Fartpower?

How to Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note...Must do more sit-ups.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
Wash your hair with Cucumber Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner, enhanced with natural avocado oil.
Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes, until red.
Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair. You must make sure that it has all come off.
Shave armpits and legs.
Consider shaving bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead.
Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit.
Tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas, then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.


How to Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (you don't)
Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
Get in shower.
Don't bother to look for a washcloth...You don't use one.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.
Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
Shampoo your hair.
Do not use conditioner.
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
Pee (in the shower).
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Partially dry off.
Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the wiener size again.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
Leave bathroom fan and light on.
Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
Throw wet towel on the bed.
Take 2 minutes to get dressed.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

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ROFLLMFAO

[stonewolf]

becuase the fart particles catch in the humidity thus added substances resulting in higher potency

[Fook_Yu]

Well if you compare the function of a shower to that of scrubbers you would say that i should smell less. And it would, just this time horsepower is standing in the middle of the scrubber...scrubbing himself. When horsepower's chemical factory blasts of a gas emission out of his release valve he enters hydrogen sulphide into the atmosphere, the very substance that makes the nose hairs get a permanent hair wave. Hydrogen sulphide (H2S) is soluble in water, the reason that it can be removed in a scrubber.

Now Horsepower is a lazy git that likes to shower pretty hot, while scratching his bum, so the shower is steaming up his bathroom. This steam is composed of very small particles of liquid water, also called aerosols. These aerosols are very light and float through the air, where they meet Horsepowers fart with the H2S. The H2S is absorbed into the aerosol (creating soemthing equal to faul smelling sewer water) and continuous to float through the air until it enters the intake vent of Horsepowers factory, his nose. In other words he is smelling his own poop. Due to the fact that he is in a closed environment this bombardment of these particles will be more frequent.

Now the thing is that the human nose is extremely sensitive towards H2S, and will register the smallest quantities very easily. Normally the gas would quickly pas through his nose and exit again (either towards his lungs, yes he is inhaling his own poop, or to the air again) But this time it is a small water particle that adheres to the inner wall of his nose and causes a longer and thereby stronger registration of the H2S.


Be aware of large H2S quantities they are lethal!!!!



Now what i also find a interesting discussion; why is it that the farts of others smell worse then your own??????

[Horsepower]

Originally Posted by stonewolf

becuase the fart particles catch in the humidity thus added substances resulting in higher potency

fart particles. haha!

[stonewolf]

thats pretty much wat i said, just shorter

[Horsepower]

Originally Posted by Fook_Yu

Now the thing is that the human nose is extremely sensitive towards H2S, and will register the smallest quantities very easily. Normally the gas would quickly pas through his nose and exit again (either towards his lungs, yes he is inhaling his own poop, or to the air again) But this time it is a small water particle that adheres to the inner wall of his nose and causes a longer and thereby stronger registration of the H2S.

if this is the case, then those same "fart particles" also get stuck on your toothbrush. you know, the toothbrush that is on the sink somewhere close to the toliet and shower. yum.

[Trahn_Lee_Liao]

Let's not contemplate the issues of all of this Horsepower....