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Old 09-11-2007, 11:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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New U.S. task force to be deployed....

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Dude that is awesome!!
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol. sweet.
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Quote:
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The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

All I have to say is ****ing Yes! I laughed
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Old 09-12-2007, 01:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha nice!
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