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omg!!!
A rich North Carolina man decided
to throw a Party & invited
all of his buddies & neighbors. He also
invited Leroy, the only Black man in
the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking,
dancing, eating Shrimp, & flirting
with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said,& nbsp;
"I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my
pool I'll give a million dollars to
anyone who has the nerve to
jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth
when there was a loud splash & Leroy was in
the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its
ass! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the
eyes with his thumbs, throwing
punches, head butts & Choke holds,
bitting & flipping the gator through the air like
some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning & splashing
and Both Leroy & the gator
were screaming & raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let
it float to the top like a dime store
goldfish. Leroy then slowly
climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring
at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I
reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't wan t
it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give
you something. You won the bet. How
about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it,"
said Leroy.
Confused , the rich man asked, "Well,
Leroy, then what do ! you want ?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the
sumb$tch who pushed me in the pool!"
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i am not he, nor master, nor lord no crown to wear, no cross to bear in stations i am not he, nor shall be, warlord of nations these heroes have run before me, now dead upon the flesh piles, see? waiting for their promised resurrection, there is none nothing but the marker crown or cross in stone upon these graves. i'll neither live nor die for your dreams i'll make no subscription to your paradise
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